Michal Kozlowski's Blog

by Michal Kozlowski

December 1, 2010

Three small guys, in their sixties, sitting at the bar of a saloon on Main Street this afternoon:

Guy with mustache: "It’s hard to get a haircut on Monday."

Guy in ballcap: "Yup."

Guy in varsity jacket: "Cause you need two days off, right? That’s gonna be your Sunday and your Monday. You don’t want to close shop on a Saturday. You know, if you close shop on a Saturday. . ."

Guy with mustache: "So if you’re working Saturdays, you pretty well have to take time off work to get a haircut."

Guy in varsity jacket: "You’re right, you do."

Two girls, maybe twelve years old, walking down Main Street yesterday:

Girl #1: ". . . all for me."

Girl #2: "That’s awesome Shelly. That’s ooglie dooglie awesome."

by Michal Kozlowski

December 1, 2010

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  • Wow, Michal. You’re a part

    Wow, Michal. You're a part of history now.

    Posted by sarah February 20, 2009 19:39:56

  • p.s.  

    p.s.  

    Posted by Josh February 20, 2009 19:37:05

  • Oh, probably, but I'm not

    Oh, probably, but I'm not going to look. Don't dampen my enthusiasm, Yukon Diarist! 

    Posted by Josh February 20, 2009 19:35:00

  • One problem: I don’t know

    One problem: I don't know if ooglie dooglie is spelled with an 'ie' or a 'y', as in oogly doogly; I simply took the liberty of assigning that spelling to the phrase. Does that change matters?

    Posted by michal February 20, 2009 06:46:00

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