Chewing on Cobalt gum

PATTY OSBORNE

June 29, 2009

The first time I saw a pack of Cobalt gum I thought it was an imported choco­late bar. The sec­ond time I saw a pack of Cobalt gum, I thought the box should con­tain a col­lec­tion of exotic con­doms, but my son-in-law says that any­one who has ever smoked will want this gum: the black, cellophane-wrapped, smoothly sen­su­ous, 1/4-inch deep card­board box with the flip-top lid will bring back the well-remembered rit­ual of tear­ing off the cel­lo­phane and flip­ping up the top of a pack of smokes.

The kid in this video pretty much sums it up: 

I’ve never smoked cig­a­rettes or bought exotic con­doms and I sel­dom chew gum, but I love the box for its own sake — I can already see a col­lec­tion of empty pack­ages dis­played on the top of my black book­shelf. Brilliant mar­ket­ing and the gum has stay­ing power, too. The piece I chewed the other day just wouldn’t lose its flavour — great at first but then kind of annoy­ing because I felt like I had to keep chew­ing and chew­ing and chew­ing. I’ll never make it through even one pack, so if any of you chew­ers out there have empty pack­ages for my col­lec­tion, please send them along.

6 Comments

I chew this incessantly. I call it my rich people gum.
Patty you're hilarious.

You must have been chew­ing the blue one. The pink “bub­ble gum” flavour one dis­in­te­grates in your mouth after a while. Very unsat­is­fy­ing. Kinda like Bubble Tape.

 

so are you one of those product placement bloggers now? gum today...free car tomorrow?! PS. I know what to get you for your birthday now. hehe
Patty, look out! Your developing affection for gum containers will take you down the same road as those Pez collectors. You're heading for geekdom! And you are sooo un-geek. Most of the time.
I brought my Cobalt to Düsseldorf!

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