Magic Time

Real fortune cookie proverbs from weirdfortunecookies.com

Life is not a struggle. It’s a wiggle.

Do onto others as you wish others to do onto you.

You will soon be more aware of your growing awareness.

The rubber bands are heading in the right direction.

Everything is not yet lost.

Your eyes will soon be sparking, keep them open.

You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.

Magic time is created when unconventional person comes.

Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.

An alien of some sort will be appearing to your shortly!

You may attend a party where strange customs prevail.

You are what you think about all day long.

Someone can read your mind.

Do not follow the instructions of this fortune.

About time I got out of that cookie.

Everything will now come your way.

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