Table of contents from Am I Dead Yet?: 71 Countries, 36 War Zones, 1 Man’s Opinion, published by Fitzhenry & Whiteside in 2008. Spot the Terrorist Have You Told Them About Jonestown? Banana Terrorism Saddam the Terrible Dirty Gael Talk South of the Border Pleasantville Cruel Britannia The Glamour, The Clamor Who’s a Greedy Boy? Sir, Please Tighten Your Sphincter Men of War Stars and Gripes Boys Behaving Terribly The Sands of Terror Terror’s End If Only You’d Been Shot What’s the Why?