From Oratorealis, Vol. 1, No. 1.
Dear still unpublished writer: Thank you for your submission to: generic unprofitable lower-case canadian poetry magazine. Unfortunately We will not be Publishing your work At this time. We are currently Reviewing many equally Not bad poems for our Upcoming edition on The meta-theme of Unprofitable Canadian poetry magazines. We hope you will buy this issue when it comes out, Or send a donation, or both! You might consider taking out An annual subscription at our Special introductory price of z. Or, perhaps attend one of several Upcoming fund-raiser’s, which Will feature readings by Myself. Thanks for your interest in poetry, and keep trying. Signed R.Q.B. Vaxxmann, Editor