Three small guys, in their sixties, sitting at the bar of a saloon on Main Street this afternoon:
Guy with mustache: "It’s hard to get a haircut on Monday."
Guy in ballcap: "Yup."
Guy in varsity jacket: "Cause you need two days off, right? That’s gonna be your Sunday and your Monday. You don’t want to close shop on a Saturday. You know, if you close shop on a Saturday. . ."
Guy with mustache: "So if you’re working Saturdays, you pretty well have to take time off work to get a haircut."
Guy in varsity jacket: "You’re right, you do."
Two girls, maybe twelve years old, walking down Main Street yesterday:
Girl #1: ". . . all for me."
Girl #2: "That’s awesome Shelly. That’s ooglie dooglie awesome."
Comments (6)
Comment FeedWow, Michal. You’re a part
sarah more than 14 years ago
p.s.
Josh more than 14 years ago
Oh, probably, but I'm not
Josh more than 14 years ago
One problem: I don’t know
michal more than 14 years ago
There are exactly 0 google
Josh more than 14 years ago
This post is ooglie dooglie
sarah more than 14 years ago