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From The Song Collides, published by Anvil Press in 2011.
Have you heard the one about the travelling St. Peter who put velcro tape on a rooster’s ass then jumped from the top of the Empire State building into a herd of elephants wearing suspenders until Tarzan took off his sunglasses the better to see a chicken dart into the roadway and in the meantime the farmer’s sons have been digging a hole in a field discussing hamsters wrapped in electrician’s tape and every few minutes one of them steps outside the circle to screw in a light bulb so the sunburned penguin turns to the American and says, “You know, Superman, sometimes you can be a real prick.”
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Comment Feedfunnier than Matt Foley
Lary Bremner more than 10 years ago
duhhhhhh
Paul Aparycki more than 11 years ago