Publishing

From Oratorealis, Vol. 1, No. 1.

Dear still unpublished writer:

Thank you for your submission to:

generic unprofitable lower-case canadian poetry magazine.

Unfortunately 
We will not be 
Publishing your work 
At this time. 

We are currently 
Reviewing many equally 
Not bad poems for our 
Upcoming edition on
The meta-theme of 
Unprofitable Canadian poetry magazines. 

We hope you will buy this issue when it comes out,
Or send a donation, or both!

You might consider taking out 
An annual subscription at our 
Special introductory price of z.
Or, perhaps attend one of several
Upcoming fund-raiser’s, which
Will feature readings by 
Myself.

Thanks for your interest in poetry, and keep trying.

Signed

R.Q.B. Vaxxmann, 
Editor