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Random Acts of Poetry 4: “How To Get More Hits To Your Blog,” a sonnet by Daniel Zomparelli

and read at the launch
party of issue 76 and the cel­e­bra­tion of

To read another of Daniel's sonnets and a longer explanation of the mechanics of the Jackpine sonnet, go here.

Write Ra ra ah, Lady Gaga. Take a posi­tion on Gaza, Israel, andPalestine, gay mar­riage, Sandra Bullock’sOscar Dress, John and Kate’s mess, whose
been can’dfor sleep­ing with their assis­tant, HeatherLocklear’sfears, guys from cheers who have got­ten
fat. Free sex chat, lol­catz, celebrity spat. Queerout­ings, they’re just face­book like me.Blog about Tiger Wood’s sex scan­dal, claimto be a part of Tiger Wood’s sex scandal.Make graphs about the ‘80s, sin­gle ladies,youtube side boob, free nudes, dudes balls
and all.Above all else, include pics of tittiesand kit­ties, prefer­ably in close proximity.

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