In further attempts to understand the
jackpine sonnet and to help those who have still yet to enter the
, I
have written some examples of my own. These were the poems read at the launch
party of issue 76 and celebration of
. The sonnets do not expand
as much as some jackpine sonnets can grow. I started by writing a sonnet, then
allowing the sound of the poem to expand lines to allow for musicality to flow
through, or in other circumstances, to let the punch line hit a little
stronger. These are just a couple of examples of how to approach the jackpine. There are endless ways to create your own jackpine sonnet, but I don't recommend writing about Lady Gaga or Batman. Remember,
deadline is July 1

Utility Pack

He spent months finding the right fabric.
Dark,

shimmery satin cloak, a smart belt to
match.

Latex caused too many bleeding nipples,

like marathons without Band-aids. He tried
silk

but sweating made the fabric hang low like

loose skin. He tried black leggings since

they were all the rage, but when he ran

the leggings would rise to reveal hairy

knees. He switched to lycra spandex so

that when he ran, the fabric would move

with his skin and when he slinked into

the Batmobile, his spandex stretched and
would

stick slick against the curve of his back

to let Robin linger at his utility pack.

How To Get More Hits To Your Blog

Write Ra ra ah, Lady Gaga. Take a

position on Gaza, Isreal, and

Palestine, gay marriage, Sandra Bullock’s

Oscar Dress, John and Kate’s mess, whose
been can’d

for sleeping with their assistant, Heather
Locklear’s

fears, guys from cheers who have gotten
fat. Free

sex chat, lolcatz, celebrity spat. Queer

outings, they’re just facebook like me.

Blog about Tiger Wood’s sex scandal, claim

to be a part of Tiger Wood’s sex scandal.

Make graphs about the ‘80s, single ladies,

youtube side boob, free nudes, dudes balls
and all.

Above all else, include pics of titties

and kitties, preferably in close proximity.