From Don’t Get Eaten By Anything. Published by Conundrum Press in 2015. Dakota McFadzean’s work has appeared in Mad magazine, Broken Pencil, Funny or Die and many others. He lives in Toronto.
After the neighbour moved to Europe, Lumpy moved in full time.
I'd step onto the boat and watch all my suffering recede into the horizon
On sick watch, Sarah Leavitt observes her mother shoot out of bed, sing folk songs and talk in short bursts.
