Third prize winner of the 4th Annual Geist Literal Literary Postcard Story Contest.

1. Go to bank.

2. Pick up bus tickets.

3. Find my sunglasses.

4. Buy blue jeans and a shirt for Kathy.

5. Get some concealer.

6. Buy brunette wig.

7. Pick Kathy up at school.

8. Change her clothes and throw away her dress.

9. Buzz-cut Kathy’s hair.

10. Leave quickly.