From Don’t Get Eaten By Anything. Published by Conundrum Press in 2015. Dakota McFadzean’s work has appeared in Mad magazine, Broken Pencil, Funny or Die and many others. He lives in Toronto.
To prove my wolfishness, I shucked my skate shoes and went barefoot on the pine needles
It might be time to find a new cemetery
I want to see what it means, on a deep level, to stay put
