Literary sounds from The Don Martin Dictionary. Don Martin drew cartoons for Mad magazine from 1956 to 1987. The Completely Mad Don Martin, a two-volume hardcover box set of his work for Mad magazine, was published by Warner Books in 2007.
Removal of a deep rooted tooth
AAAAGH! EEEEEOOOW ACK! ugh ugh mmp agh! aeek
Iron man sneezing inside his iron mask
AHH- AHH- AHH . . . THOONOONN
Tarzan fighting with leopard
ARRARGH YAK FITZROWER RIP
Boxer pummeling head of opponent
BUKKIDA BUKKIDA BAKKIDA BAKKIDA BUKKIDA BUKKIDA BAKKIDA BAKKIDA
Man’s eyes being poked like a cash register’s keys and jaw popping open like a till drawer
CHK CHK CHA-GONK BRBBRBBRING!
Hungry stomach churning
FITZ ROWR
Woman folding up man
FLAK FLOK SWIT GLAP
Vending machine putting check marks onto luggage
FLUK GROON GROON GROON GROON SPLAZITCH SPLAZAATCH
Man sweeping deserted island
FWISK FWISK FWISKITTY FWASK
Domestic mayhem and carnage involving a small child, his mother, a dog and a police officer GLISH GLUTCH YAK AWK GAROOF WEEOOOEEEOOO BLOOMBLOOM YAGGAK WHAP ROWR GROWR GURGLE GLUK Woman reeling a tire out of husband’s throat using fishing pole GLOOK Man dunked into a cake baking machine and popping out as a baked cake
KACHUNK-KACHUNKA KACHUNK-KACHUNK KA-BONG
Hippie hitting head on stove
KLANG
Butler falling from ceiling
KLOMP
Heart bouncing on floor
SHKLOP
Folding up flattened man
SUT FLUT FLIT FLOT
Hippie lighting match on crusty jeans
THIKOOSH
Tongue being pulled from boss’s head and chopped off using his teeth, then single hair stretched from same head and clipped off WHIRR! SNIP WHIRR! SNAP! Sleeping fellow having a fish tossed down his throat ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ ZGLUK