Phantasmagoria, performance, corruption and many more.
Ivan Coyote
Demonstrating Affection
I learned most of what I know about being a man from my Uncle Rob. Uncle Rob has never let the fact that I was declared female at birth get in the way of our male bonding, and I’ve always loved him best for it.
JOE FAFARD
Fafard
Sculptures of rural Canadian life by a Saskatchewan artist.
Sean Fitzgerald
Faces in High Park
In 2006, the City of Toronto commissioned [Colin] Partridge, a wood spirit carver, to carve figures into the dying trees in High Park.
SUSAN ZETTELL
The Great White Hope
Charlie didn’t know anything about Bobby Orr, and Kathy didn’t either, not then. But in 1966, when Bobby started playing for the Boston Bruins, anybody who knew anything about hockey knew he was the Canadian hope that was going to save the Bruins, an
For Ever & Ever
Gravestone epitaphs from The Final Word: the Book of Canadian Epitaphs.
Sachiko Murakami
Portrait of Hockey Player as Missing Woman
A poem from The Invisibility Exhibit, published by Talonbooks in 2008.
JOHN SCULLY
Spot the Journalist
The table of contents from John Scully’s Am I Dead Yet?: 71 Countries, 36 War Zones, 1 Man’s Opinion.
REBECCA DOLEN
Perhaps Facts
It’s important to get slivers out from under the skin as soon as possible. If a sliver goes too deep it can get into your bloodstream and work its way toward your heart, causing death.
HAROLD RHENISCH
Telling the Truth
When someone asks you for the truth,for God’s sake, lie. Give them what they want.
JEANETTE LYNES
A Brief History of Vinyl
A record is a palimpsest, an incestof sound. A drill-bit riding a carouselat midnight.
FARLEY MOWAT
Nude, Not Amiable
We were stripping off in the car for a skinny dip and were mostly naked as frogs when another car pulled up and four big guys hopped out. They were Mounties.
DAVID B. GIVENS
Solitary Dining
Gaze direction: The tendency of a lone diner a. to look up in a café or restaurant, and b. to move the eyes horizontally across the view-field while taking a bite of food or drinking from a cup, bottle, or glass.
CALEB ZIMMERMAN
The Lava Pit
Furthermore, let us ponder the fact that Calgary is becoming sophisticated and edgy. Residents have nameslike Aidan, Cody, Ethan, Paige, and Avery, and buy cupcakes from stores that sell only cupcakes, and cheese from stores that sell only cheese.
Mary Leighton
Unparliamentary Language
Expressions that have been ruled unparliamentary during various sittings of the Canadian House of Commons.
MARGO BUTTON
Neighbours In Bir Hassan
We curled up like animals, hot bodiesspooned together on the cement floor—my husband, son, the maid and me.
JOHN HODGMAN
The Comedy Mines
A lovely story of heroism and children-crushing, to be sure, but is it just another Jumbo-load of Barnum bunkum?
Che Arrives In Canada To Lead The Struggle Against Oppression
Shortest play ever published in Geist.
RAFAEL GOLDCHAIN
Reincarnations
Rafael Goldchain transforms into his ancestors using makeup, hair styling and costumes
Miriam Toews
Road Trip, First Day
I woke up before the kids and noticed that Thebes had left a small silver notebook by the bed. Logan had covered himself up completely with his blanket. I couldn’t see him but I could hear him snoring softly, humming, like a little airplane lost in t
DOUGLAS GLOVER
Savage Love
On Tuesday Ona Frame went to see his friend Shelby to discuss the Betsy Edger affair, which had erupted in the spring just when he was getting over what they both referred to as the “Regrettable Incident” involving the drug-addicted, emotionally inte
Mark Kingwell
The Art of Doing Nothing
Dallying is a delightful, flirtatious way to pass the time. To dilly-dally, however, is to seesaw, zigzag, or shilly-shally—in other words, to act with trifling vacillation or indecision.
LOUIS-GEORGES TIN
Sports, Sterility, Stonewall
From the table of entries in The Dictionary of Homophobia: A Global History of Gay & Lesbian Experience.
Mark Anthony Jarman
Start Anew
On their knees the paramedics bend to their brusque work. Pulse in the neck—yes or no!? Is she coding? Clear!