findings

PAUL ZITS
According to W.J. Maclean, sworn

An account of an Aboriginal, imprisoned over an issue of tea.

Sheila Heti
A New Canadian Myth for New Canadian Times

"We are the arbiters." A piece about Canadian artistic culture and recognition.

MIKE HEFFERNAN
Car Whatever

Taxi cab drivers recount awkward moments of hustling, illiteracy and condescension. From The Other Side of Midnight: Taxicab Stories.

SUE GOYETTE
Canadian Apology

"It’s a Canadian thing like tourtière or Irving." The quintessential expression of Canadian contrition.

Daniel Francis
Publicity

Because of its status as the city’s tallest structure, the World Tower attracted a fair share of attention over the years, but nothing equalled the much-publicized attempt by Harry Gardiner, “The Human Fly."

Mr. Mustard

L.M. Montgomery endures the company of an unpleasant house visitor.

GEORGE BOWERING
Pinboy

To a fifteen-year-old boy, even women in comic books were a turn-on.

LAURIE LEWIS
Little Comrades

Laurie Lewis remembers a childhood of RCMP interrogations, covert meetings with parents-in-hiding and lots and lots of pudding.

Patricia Young
Swabbing the Deck

A household chore is elevated from the mundane to the majestic. From Night-Eater.

MERCEDES ENG
in my dreams

A visceral scene of bloodshed wrought over injustice. From The Enpipe Line: 70,000 km of poetry written in resistance to the Enbridge Northern Gateway Pipelines proposal.

BRUCE ARTHUR
Cradled in the Megacity

I was ready to have to scrape the smog off my windshield every morning and evening.

ROB TAYLOR
The Slave Castle of Elmina

sure enough when we quieted downwe could hear its faint cries and senseits frantic little bird heart rattling in its cage of bones

JESSA GAMBLE
How Our Bodies Experience Time

Time is an important variable when looking for a missing person—especially so when the RCMP conduct "the bastard search."

ZSUZSI GARTNER
Looking for a Loving Home

Eleven distinct openings for eleven incomplete short stories. From Five Dials 25.

JEAN-CLAUDE GERMAIN
The Night of the R-100

Jean-Claude Germain tells the story of how his aunt once found herself abandoned in a Montreal cow pasture one night in 1930.

MARY HUNT
Lost at Sea

A true story told by Mary Hunt (née Way), a ninety-two-year-old retired Avon representative who lives in St. John's, NF. The story was written down by her grandson, Rob Fritz, and brought to Geist by her niece, Lily Gontard, a contributing editor.

GEORGE MURRAY
Emergency Broadcast System

"Forget the cat. Focus instead on the topless lady. You have been provided with paper for notes. Remember, this is only a test."

Budge

Two men have a confrontation in a convenience store. "One is forty-seven; the other is thirty-seven. One has a gun; the other has not."

Chris Cannon
Timeline

"1861–65: American Civil War. Canada invents popcorn and takes to the sidelines." The history of Canadian-American relations, an excerpt from "America, But Better."

MARILYN GEAR PILLING
Billy Collins Interviewed on Stage at Chautauqua

Billy Collins, former Poet Laureate of the United States, says poetry is optional. And that your reader's crotch is the one thing you never worry about.

FRED WAH
Bare Particulars
Randy Fred
Round Trip

An email message to Geist from Randy Fred, describing his journey from his home on Vancouver Island to Penticton, in the interior of BC.

LOUISE CARSON
My Rope

I use the thicker rope for hanging men. I don’t like to use the same piece twice. A fresh length each time and left on, disposed of with the body.

M.A.C. Farrant
Why Not

In this excerpt from M.A.C. Farrant's The Strange Truth About Us, one man partakes in ritual rock stacking, another uses the time spent waiting to scrutize the world, and a woman with a star named after her is cremated in a full-length mink coat.