From Oratorealis, Vol. 1, No. 1.

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Dear still unpublished writer:

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Thank you for your submission to:

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generic unprofitable lower-case canadian poetry magazine.

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Unfortunately 

We will not be 

Publishing your work 

At this time. 

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We are currently 

Reviewing many equally 

Not bad poems for our 

Upcoming edition on

The meta-theme of 

Unprofitable Canadian poetry magazines. 

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We hope you will buy this issue when it comes out,

Or send a donation, or both!

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You might consider taking out 

An annual subscription at our 

Special introductory price of z.

Or, perhaps attend one of several

Upcoming fund-raiser’s, which

Will feature readings by 

Myself.

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Thanks for your interest in poetry, and keep trying.

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Signed

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R.Q.B. Vaxxmann, 

Editor 

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