The Psychopathology of (Northern) College Life

G.P. LAINSBURY

From Versions of North. Published in 2011 by Caitlin Press.

“You run on ahead?—Do you do so asa herdsman? Or as an exception?A third possibility would be as a deserter… First question of conscience.”—Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols
a place where allare neither fishnor fowlthe secretaryjust a bit too smartto be satisfiedmanaginga mid-size officethe teacherwho doesn’t reallylike kidsor who kidsdon’t likeor who can’tkeep his mouth shutat meetingswork well w/ othersall those MEdsw/ academic pretensionsthe MA w/ connections&/or charismavarious permutations ofthe academicnot interested enoughin her subjectto continue workbeyond the dissertationthe frustrated professorsw/ out proper lecture theatretoo much libidofor priesthood or wifesublimating desireendless preparationjoggingthe English instructor whostutters & blushes whilst readingthe dirty bits of the bookshe assignsthe historianwho writes potboiler novelsreplete w/ racial stereotypesthe wildlife biologistwho chases bearsfrom the staff parking lotthe chemistw/ record of researchobsessed w/ lebensraumthe physicistwho just can’t understandhow his students can beso stupidthe Muslim mathematicianstarving through Ramadan&, of course, the smugsuperior bastardw/ a few poemsin magazinesnobody reads

 

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